"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."
Urban Jungle Dwellers T-Shirts
Express their urban jungle spirit with our creatively designed t-shirts, featuring vibrant, nature-inspired graphics that celebrate city living with a wild, artistic twist.
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Wifi in Hell
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
No Immediate Danger
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
Packed like sardines
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Urban Jungle Dwellers T-Shirts Collection
Urban Jungle Dwellers Mugs
Explore our collection of urban jungle mugs—ideal for those who love to start their mornings with a playful, nature-inspired cup of coffee.
Urban Jungle Dwellers Pillows
Find cozy, nature-inspired pillows that bring the wilderness vibe into your loved one's urban retreat.
Urban Jungle Dwellers Prints
Browse our bold, artistic prints designed for urban jungle dwellers, transforming any space into a wild, creative sanctuary.