"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."
Urban Jungle Dwellers Pillows
Bring a touch of untamed nature into their home décor with our plush, artistic pillows—perfect for urban jungle dwellers who love to surround themselves with wilderness-inspired charm.
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Wifi in Hell
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
No Immediate Danger
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
Packed like sardines
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Urban Jungle Dwellers Pillows Collection
Urban Jungle Dwellers Mugs
Explore our collection of urban jungle mugs—ideal for those who love to start their mornings with a playful, nature-inspired cup of coffee.
Urban Jungle Dwellers Prints
Browse our bold, artistic prints designed for urban jungle dwellers, transforming any space into a wild, creative sanctuary.
Urban Jungle Dwellers T-Shirts
Discover our range of urban jungle t-shirts—perfect for expressing the wild, creative side of city life with a fun, artistic flair.