Safari Guide Prints

'Hop in - I think we're going to get a push.'

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'The lion's lost his pride.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'So this is human hide...'

'Best retriever I've ever had!'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Kangaroo Shit

'Not that we're complaining or anything, in fact we like it, but you have a tick infestation up there that's bordering on chronic.'

'At least he won't eat us.'

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

Marmalade the Cheetah brushing hippos teeth.

'Cheese!'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'I'm not nearly as thirsty as I thought I was.'

Ill-advised Safari Games.

'Mind if we play through?'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

"Yeah, the highway's about a mile that way."

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

Giraffe Umbrella...

Giraffe Trophy

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Now remember, act normal!"

"You'll like it. I had it for lunch."

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