Camp Guide Gifts

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Marshmallows

Sausages.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Pan Extension Chord

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"All the celebrities come here."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Campground Conductor

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"