Camp Guide Mugs

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Sausages.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Marshmallows

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Pan Extension Chord

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Campground Conductor

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."