Swamp Nostalgia T-Shirts

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Paleo Camp

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

A little green monster

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Tea time in the swamp.