Swamp Nostalgia Gifts

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Fearless Frog Part 10

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Fearless Frog Part 16

Fearless Frog Part 7

Paleo Camp

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.

A little green monster

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

Fearless Frog Part 2

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'