Beach Nostalgia T-Shirts

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sandcastles

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"Gracie, why so sad?"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

High tide.

"This is it? No video?"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

1930's bather.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

Writer's irony.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Frederic hides behind a rock

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Hell of a way to end the summer."