Beach Nostalgia T-Shirts

Seedy Beachgoer Man

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Summer reading for the family.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

High tide.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sandcastles

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"This is it? No video?"

"Gracie, why so sad?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Writer's irony.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

1930's bather.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Frederic hides behind a rock

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.