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"How's the burger?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Building giant sand pies.

The Stripper

I love my Uke.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Writer's irony.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"I'm beached body ready."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Brief Summer Fling

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

Grizzy Selfie

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'Business could be better-how about you?'

"Why? Did you want one?"