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"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"Yipeee!"

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Crabbing

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

On holiday...

"Gracie, why so sad?"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Man stuck in deck chair.

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."