Summer Nostalgia Fan T-Shirts

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Sunbathing in the park

Teddy Time Bears

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Austin Powers

"Gracie, why so sad?"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Psyche Delia

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

June Brown

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

The Deli Counter

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Sunbathing in Winter

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Daylight Saving

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

Gang

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.

The Great Teddy Bear