Summer Nostalgia Seeker T-Shirts

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"So how was your first week of school?"

Holiday time.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Summertime.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'No surf?'

Two boys eating ice cream

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'I love us when we're tan.'

Eating ice cream.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'