Summer Vacation Nostalgics Mugs

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Camping.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Yipeee!"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crabbing

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

On holiday...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Man stuck in deck chair.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'