Summer Vacation Dreamers Mugs

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Build a Raft

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Are we there yet?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'How very Cumbria.'

Try me/try me/try me...