Summer Vacation Dreamers Gifts

"Class, I know school ends Friday...and you've already turned in your textbooks...but this is getting a little out of hand!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Bring your own inflatable.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Marshmallows

Build a Raft

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"