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"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

Only when it was too late did Shane remember that this was just a sound check, and that stage-diving requires a crowd.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

They hated me.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'The Questioner'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

It was an impulse buy.

Question Mark

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"Mother, please!"

Alas poor Yorrick

Pirate

Sitting In

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Virtual Snorkeling

An eagle catches springboard diver.