Professional Diver Gifts

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Deep sea diving problems.

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Mermaid Art

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Guide fish.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"