Competitive Diver Pillows

"The arch! Work the arch!!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

High Jump

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

First Dive

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.