Innovative Diver Pillows

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'The Questioner'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

James Baldwin

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Question Mark

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Scuba texting

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

First Dive

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

Virtual Snorkeling

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.