Innovative Diver Pillows

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'The Questioner'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Scuba texting

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

First Dive

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Virtual Snorkeling

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'