Mini Diver Champion Mugs

'Cannonball!'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Boy holding football.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

First Dive

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Football - How's my Diving?

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Lair Freshner

'Where do you think you are going?'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

Deep sea diving problems.

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

"Hello surface? Guess what's about to slide into the Abyss?"

Nose Dive.

"The arch! Work the arch!!"