Deep Divers Gifts

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Dog brings diver flippers.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.