Navy Diver Gifts

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'