Dental Care Daredevil Gifts

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Whoopsy."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'