Dental Care Daredevil Gifts

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'You do dentistry?'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.