Dental Care Joker Gifts

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"5 second rule!"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Got it!"

Football crazy

"I don't need roughage that badly!"

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"