Dental Care Joker Pillows

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Jim's Smart Kettle

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"Got it!"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Football crazy

"I don't need roughage that badly!"

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"