Dental Daredevil Gifts

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Oh My Gawd.'

Extreme Measures to Pull Out a Tooth.

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

"I've just had all my teeth removed. . . Never Again!!"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Visual Gag Budget Tooth Whitening A Con man offering cheap tooth whitening using white house paint

Zebra crossing outside a dentist clinic has an escape lane turn of for those who change their minds.

'Hold on, it's coming.'

Cheap Dentists

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"Yes, I can help you out and cut if off, but first, you have to promise not to eat me afterwards..."

'Relax - we use only the latest pain-free technology. You won't feel a thing!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

Dentist.

'First time?'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground