Dental Bill Daredevils Gifts

'700 for a floss and polish?!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Robot Olympics

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '