Dental Bill Daredevils Pillows

'700 for a floss and polish?!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Robot Olympics

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'