Dental Daredevil Pillows

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

To encourage the kids to floss regularly, the Stricklings taped a photo of crazy Uncle Glenn to the bathroom mirror.

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Oh My Gawd.'

Extreme Measures to Pull Out a Tooth.

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

"I've just had all my teeth removed. . . Never Again!!"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Visual Gag Budget Tooth Whitening A Con man offering cheap tooth whitening using white house paint

Zebra crossing outside a dentist clinic has an escape lane turn of for those who change their minds.

'Hold on, it's coming.'

Cheap Dentists

"How'd it go with your discount dental implants."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"Yes, I can help you out and cut if off, but first, you have to promise not to eat me afterwards..."

'Relax - we use only the latest pain-free technology. You won't feel a thing!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

Electric toothbrushes are tricky, Al � You have to learn to brush with your lips closed. I haven't even learned to read with my lips closed.

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'