Dental Daredevils Gifts

The extraction.

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Dr. Mistriss Harley Payne, D.D.S., B.D.S.M.

"Actually, dentistry is just my hobby."

The forgetful memory man

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Mickey Mouth.

'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Robot Olympics

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."