Dental Daredevils Mugs

The extraction.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Dr. Mistriss Harley Payne, D.D.S., B.D.S.M.

"Actually, dentistry is just my hobby."

The forgetful memory man

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Boy who has been to the dentist

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Robot Olympics

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'