Future Dental Daredevil Gifts

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'You do dentistry?'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'