Dental Defender Gifts

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'I want to see the prison dentist... you've been giving me too much crusty-bread and not enough water!'

"It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly"

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

No Soliciting

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Science Snobs

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Man with Sword in Penholder

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'