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"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

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'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

"My instinct is to bury things to keep them safe. If you're looking for your phone and computer, they are about 3 feet in the ground. You're welcome."

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

'I want to see the prison dentist... you've been giving me too much crusty-bread and not enough water!'

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.

Reservoir Cats.

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

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'I know you're in there.'

'How am I looking?'

Ranger protecting a Christmas tree farm.

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

Now they're what I call cavities!

"The house is filled with expensive porcelain figurines, so I can't knock anything over! It is so stressful..."

"Yes, I did fall off the wall. But I didn't crack, my phone did."

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."