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Dr. D'Attillio liked to stress the importance of gum care...

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dentist Training School.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Fish with Shield

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.