Tooth Troublemaker T-Shirts

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Some things just aren't meant to be.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'