Tooth Troublemaker Mugs

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Boy who has been to the dentist

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"Does your tooth still hurt?"