Dental Patient With A Twist Mugs

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

Improvised Dentistry.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

Senior dating disasters.

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"Whoopsy."

Tooth

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

'Not so fast, when I said open wide I meant your wallet.'

'Rinse please.'

"PHEW!!"

"Why, Lord Holbrooke! Trust you to bring devil-may-care attitudes to the Dental Care Convention!"