Playful Dentist Mugs

Tooth

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

"It's cooties."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

Tooth Pulling Cork

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'Oh dear.'