Playful Dentist Gifts

Tooth

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Senior dating disasters.

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Needs ketchup."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"It's cooties."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Tooth Pulling Cork

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'Oh dear.'