Laugh-loving Dentist Gifts

"PHEW!!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Senior dating disasters.

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Needs ketchup."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

Dracula's false teeth