Laugh-loving Dentist Prints

"PHEW!!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

Dracula's false teeth

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Crocodile Flossing

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."