Dentist Chucklers Gifts

Senior dating disasters.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Tooth Pulling Cork

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'Oh dear.'

"Whoopsy."

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'You were afraid for the drill?'

"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"

Tooth