Dental Office Humor Gifts

'I simply asked how often you change your reading material!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Needs ketchup."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'