Collecting Dental Humor Gifts

Dentist.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'