Dentistry Humor Gifts

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

I see braces in his future.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.