Dentistry Humor Prints

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Needs ketchup."