Dental Health Humor Lover Gifts

"Not hot sweet tea, it'll play havoc with my cavities"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'