Dentist Chucklers Pillows

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

Tooth Pulling Cork

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'Oh dear.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'You were afraid for the drill?'

Tooth

I can recommend a toothpaste to get rid of stains, but I don't know about blood stains.

"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"