Dentistry Humor Fans Pillows

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

"Lunch break."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'